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Official SJ.com MAN LAW running thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chuck~Taylor, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    After continously catching these commercials for Miller Lite, I've come up with the idea to bring a Men of the Square table to SportsJournalists.com. Enjoy....
     
    Chuck~Taylor, Jul 26, 2006
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  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    what
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jul 26, 2006
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  3. Garner

    Garner Member

    Man Law: We should never attempt to replicate anything that those swill merchants from Miller try to jam down our throats. This is especially true when Burt Reynolds, Eddie Griffin, Triple H and that dude that cut his hand off are representing our entire gender. Thread closed.
     
    Garner, Jul 26, 2006
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  4. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    Don't forget the cowboy that was dating Jewel.
     
    carrie, Jul 26, 2006
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  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Jewel is hot though. At least to look at. She doesn't really have to talk though.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jul 26, 2006
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  6. Dude

    Dude Well-Known Member

    Man Law: Always urinate outside whenever possible. First, it saves money on your water bill. Second, it's one of the most independent feelings in the world.
     
    Dude, Jul 26, 2006
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  7. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    My dog loves guys who pee outside.
     
    carrie, Jul 26, 2006
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  8. Dude

    Dude Well-Known Member


    In that case, your dog would be humping my leg by now.
     
    Dude, Jul 26, 2006
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  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "Hey, look everybody!
    John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!" [/Simpsons reference]
     
    Songbird, Jul 26, 2006
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  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    "Hey Lou, will you shake out the rest of this?"

    "Sure Chief. Sure seems like a waste of coffee, though."
     
    alleyallen, Jul 26, 2006
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  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I got no use for Miller's product, but that commercial is funny.

    MAN LAW: Driving the crappy car in the family should be considered your red badge of courage. It says, "I'm the guy. I can take it. No girly luxury car for me. I'm Mr. Utilitarian."
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jul 26, 2006
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  12. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    MAN LAW: Newbies must STFU when told and bring the vets a cold beverage when asked. They must also not create new usernames when proven to be a dork.
     
    Idaho, Jul 26, 2006
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