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Official SJ.com MAN LAW running thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chuck~Taylor, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    After continously catching these commercials for Miller Lite, I've come up with the idea to bring a Men of the Square table to SportsJournalists.com. Enjoy....
     
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  3. Garner

    Garner Member

    Man Law: We should never attempt to replicate anything that those swill merchants from Miller try to jam down our throats. This is especially true when Burt Reynolds, Eddie Griffin, Triple H and that dude that cut his hand off are representing our entire gender. Thread closed.
     
  4. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    Don't forget the cowboy that was dating Jewel.
     
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Jewel is hot though. At least to look at. She doesn't really have to talk though.
     
  6. Dude

    Dude Active Member

    Man Law: Always urinate outside whenever possible. First, it saves money on your water bill. Second, it's one of the most independent feelings in the world.
     
  7. carrie

    carrie Active Member

    My dog loves guys who pee outside.
     
  8. Dude

    Dude Active Member


    In that case, your dog would be humping my leg by now.
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "Hey, look everybody!
    John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!" [/Simpsons reference]
     
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    "Hey Lou, will you shake out the rest of this?"

    "Sure Chief. Sure seems like a waste of coffee, though."
     
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I got no use for Miller's product, but that commercial is funny.

    MAN LAW: Driving the crappy car in the family should be considered your red badge of courage. It says, "I'm the guy. I can take it. No girly luxury car for me. I'm Mr. Utilitarian."
     
  12. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    MAN LAW: Newbies must STFU when told and bring the vets a cold beverage when asked. They must also not create new usernames when proven to be a dork.
     
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