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Of course it's Florida

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MTM, Feb 11, 2017.

  1. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member


     
  2. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Is the putter your best club there? What about a wedge? Or maybe a hybrid?
     
  3. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Explains the black plastic blocking the windows while Trump's on the course.
     
  4. QYFW

    QYFW Well-Known Member

    Safer than using his hand.
     
  5. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    I would probably want a driver, or for cost savings, a 3-wood or something with a long shaft, both for momentum and to keep distance between us.
     
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Doesn't the Florida Game and Wildlife Commision kind of frown on this?
     
  7. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    Well, the alligator couldn't do it himself, not with those short arms.
     
  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Why the title "Of Course, it's Florida?" The only other states that have alligators are Georgia, South Carolina, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi and Texas.
    Also, what the fuck is the old guy supposed to do? Let the Gator have a leg and be done with it?
     
  9. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Well no, but he didn't have to give him a reacharound.

    I better read the story now.
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wish the story had also involved a deer.
     
  11. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Alligaydeer?
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I'm not aware of any of their alternate lifestyles.
     
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