October surprise

Why, it's Jeffrey Toobin's penis on a Zoom call!

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom Dick Incident

I mean, is he sitting there with his dick out all the time at home?

 

I have to assume he took the laptop with him to the bathroom wanting to still listen to the conversation. That's the only scenario I can come up with that isn't just taking it out.

 

He was just bragging about The Nine.

 

I'm on Zoom calls at least twice a day, often not participating but having to listen in, see a presentation. Consequently, I'll often multi-task: empty the dishwasher, fill the laundry, make some breakfast or lunch. I don't know how ya leave the video on and walk naked in front of the camera, though. Need more context for this dick pic.

 

Centimeters or millimeters?

 

I had a Zoom last week with a client who always does audio only calls. Was just done coming out of the shower and logged into the call wrapped in a towel, knowing that I wasn’t scheduled to talk for a while. It was on video but I was luckily just out of camera range when it kicked on. Crawled down below camera level and was able to get off of the video but certainly a close call.

 

Never heard this story about him getting his Toob-in.

 

I believe that Mr. Toobin will bounce back from this incident, and I sincerely hope his employer does not give him the “shaft.”