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Now THIS is a song! (lyrics NSFW)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Just heard this song called "Homecoming" by a band called The Teenagers, who are from Paris. Creepiest lyrics I've heard since "Hey Mister" by Custom. It's kind of a duet, with a guy singing part of the song and a woman singing the other part, but they don't really sing together. A lot of it is kinda spoken word, barely sung at all over the music. Anyway, here's the lyrics:

    DUDE
    last week i flew to san diego to see my antie
    on day 1 i met her hot step daughter
    shes a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
    as she stepped out of her massive car
    i could only notice she was more than fuckable
    i think she was coming back from the game or something
    cause she was holding those silly pompoms
    on day 2 i fucked her and it was wild
    she is such a slut

    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    DUDE
    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    it was dirty a dream came true
    just like i like it shes got nice tits
    CHICK
    it was perfect a dream came true
    just like a song by blink182

    ok listen girls
    i met the hottest guy ever
    basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
    i came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
    who cares
    anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
    and the cutest british accent ever
    straight away I could tell he was a rocker
    with his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
    mmm he is totally awesome
    oh my god I think im in love

    DUDE
    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    DUDE
    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    DUDE
    it was dirty a dream came true
    just like i like it shes got nice tits
    CHICK
    it was perfect a dream came true
    just like a song by blink182

    DUDE
    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    DUDE
    i fucked my american pussycat
    CHICK
    i loved my english romance
    DUDE
    it was so nice to meet you
    CHICK
    pleasure is mine I do like you
    come to cancun for springbreak
    DUDE
    ill think about it it could be great
    CHICK
    dont forget to send me a friend request!
    DUDE
    as if!

    Song can be heard on their MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/theteenagers
     
  2. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    That's just flat out dumb.
     
  3. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    Please. "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" by Bloodhound Gang is more enjoyable.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I never knew missing children could be so sexy.

    Did I say that out loud?
     
  5. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Got to nail her in the back of her trailer.
    Heh. That rhymes.
     
  7. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Colt .45 by Afroman-that song is really f-d up
     
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    No reference to Billy Joel's "Captain Jack"? Meh ...
     
  9. Walter_Sobchak

    Walter_Sobchak Active Member

    I prefer "Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo" by the Gang.

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
     
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest



    dumbass.
     
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    This song sucks. And besides, the band can't call themselves The Teenagers for much longer ... Right?
     
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Go fuck yourself, anonymous message-board poster.
     
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