Now available to "melt your popsicle": Katy Perry

Looks like everyone's favorite Teenage Dream is back on the market, folks: Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a divorce

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2080449/Russell-Brand-Katy-Perry-divorce-Pair-split-14-months-marriage.html

(I went with this link mainly for the bikini pics )

 

Boy, who'd have thunk it?

 

Weird. The rumors had been swirling, but they denied everything! CAN I TRUST NOTHING ANY MORE?

They're both weirdos.

 

I haven't been this disillusioned since Urban Meyer said he wasn't taking the Ohio State job

 

That dude outkicked his coverage by a record margin.

 

It's not only that I don't find her attractive, but I find her actively unattractive. And I have a negative physical reaction to her voice, her face and her songs. Saying nothing of her outfits.

I can't think of anyone I've disliked more in terms of pop culture (does Tebow count?) in the past 10 years.

 

I'm with you, which is why I thought she and Mr. Brand made a perfect couple.

 

Me too. Though I actually enjoyed him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, when I didn't know who he was and assumed he was acting. Sadly, I think that's just him being him.

 

I think she's very attractive and my musical tastes are far enough from top 40 that I've barely heard her sing. I think I could name one song of hers -- "I Kissed a Girl," and all I know of it is that it's not a cover of the Jill Sobule song.

He, on the other hand, strikes me as a grade A no-talent dipshit.

 

Allow me to "help" you.

And this is coming from me, someone who LOVES disposable pop music.

 

*shudder*

And that one with Kanye was freakin' agony.

 

Two extremely different people. The British was too strong in him. The Jesus too strong in her.