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Not sure how to take this (or more stupidity floating around my head)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hockeybeat, May 30, 2007.

  1. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    I decided to GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT today, after looking in the mirror and seeing that my hair resembled a combination of wild African bush, Vince Chase's follicles and Julius Erving's ABA afro.

    And this was after a shower and combing my hair.

    I go to the barber shop in my 'hood. A cute girl washed my hair and chatted me up a bit. So, that's pretty cool. After she's done, I sit in the barber's chair and he begins his work. Ten, fifteen minutes in, he said, "You have a perfect skull; round, makes it nice and easy to cut hair."

    How do I respond to that? "Thanks, I got the best of my parents bone structures"? Or "Yeah, I've had this head for a long time''?

    I ended up mumbling a thank you, but I am not sure that was sufficient. Any help that you can provide is greatly appreciated.
  2. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member

    I'd go with "thanks. Your breath, by the way, could light a grill full of charcoals without any fluid."
  3. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member

    Oh, and having the pretty girl wash your head or cut your hair is one of life's underrated pleasures. As I'm uninterested in being a babydaddy, I'd never pull the trigger on the one at my place, but if it's her turn in the rotation when I come in, I know it's going to be a good day.
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I would have probably just laughed and said, "That is the strangest compliment I've ever gotten, but thanks."
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    "And speaking of perfect skull, how's yours?"
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    "If you think that's perfect and round, you should see what's under this cape right now ... "
  7. KG

    KG Active Member

    That's funny. I usually just get told about my hidden gray patch I have. Like I really don't know it's there...

    This reminds me though, I need a hair cut.
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    "Is this your way of saying you'd like to skull-fuck me?"
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I can't wait til I need a haircut again so I can get it cut by the cute girl at Great Clips...:D
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