Not Santorum ODed on E at Coachella, but close

If only we could find Santorum in a toilet at a Promise Keepers rally, wide stance or not.

 

And in other news, a chicken got ran over trying to cross the road.

 

And then an ardent fan of that chicken decided to create a documentary about her and titled it "The Undefeated."

 

Somebody dies every year at one of these big festivals, it seems. This year two died at Bonnaroo, both from heatstroke although one might've been drug-related. So it's serious news to me, but I gotta admit the Santorum reference was funny.

 

"If I quit before I lose and/or get humiliated/embarrassed, I'm still undefeated"

 

And then another ardent fan wrote a 5,000 word column on why that chicken was a victim of "The Curse of the Rocky II Chicken".

 

MP in a coma. I know it's serious

 

Poor Dad ... he was tripping balls right before Kings of Leon ...

 

That's an Amish girl. He is from PA and the middle of the state loves him, no? She's just snotty because she didn't like the camera.

 

Kid on the right looks like he would rather be having his eyes poked out with bayonets than be a prop for another of his dad's speeches.

 

That's right up there with Chief Justice Roberts' coronation photo.