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Non-Mexican Illegals Captured with Potassium Iodide Kits

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Deeper_Background, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    Nuclear Threats : Law Enforcement Sources Confirm: Illegals crossing border carrying "KI Tablets"
    2006/9/17 23:18:26

    *18 September 2006: In an article provided exclusively to the Northeast Intelligence Network and Canada Free Press by Dr. Paul Williams and Mr. David Dastych on Saturday, “final preparations have been made for the next major attack on the US” identified as “American Hiroshima,” suggesting the attack will be nuclear/dirty bomb in nature. Since we published that report, confidential sources in law enforcement positions have privately confirmed to the Northeast Intelligence Network that a "disturbing trend" is being reported on both of our borders – a pattern that is consistent with a potential nuclear attack scenario against the US. According to these sources, a "significant and alarming number" of illegal aliens attempting entry into the US, caught by border patrol agents, have been found to be carrying Potassium Iodide tablets, which are used to protect against exposure to radiation in emergency situations.*

    According to our sources, the illegal aliens who have been caught have been described as OTMs (other-than Mexicans), and consist primarily of Chinese and Iranian nationals on our southern border, and Asians and others from a variety of Middle Eastern countries at the US-Canadian border. Law enforcement sources providing this information to the Northeast Intelligence Network agreed that this is “a very recent phenomena,” but one that has increased to “alarming levels” and is of particular concern to government officials. http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/site/modules/news/article.php?storyid=592
  2. I continue to be made nervous by vague threats in obscure journals promoted by a untrustworthy bureaucracy that is part of an administration without credibility on the topic.
    Carry on.
  3. JR

    JR Active Member

    Canada Free Press is a Toronto based "news" organization.

    Judge for yourself.


    Rachel Marsden, the Canuck Coulter wannabe, is a frequent contributor.
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I was curious as to where the website homelandsecurityus.com might lead, since I figured it wasn't actually connected to the federal homeland security department.

    It's the website of the Northeast Information Network, which fancies itself "an anti-terrorist web site developed in response to the September 11, 2001 attacks on America that will offer practical reference information, vital links, and other valuable information from an investigative perspective."

    Naturally, it features a disclaimer specifying that it is not affiliated with or endorsed by any level of government, although "we interact with the applicable law enforcement agencies on a regular basis." Sure you do.

    The funniest part of the whole website is the banner ad for "the Infidel's Revenge pen," the NIN's official writing implement. Here is how it would apparently work to avenge our terror-related deaths:

    In the event of a terrorist explosion the components in the pens' chambers combust, combine and vaporize. The result is a fine atomized mist of fully active, reconstituted porcine plasma permeating the entire scene; defiling the flesh and soul of the suicide bomber; paradise lost for terrorists and incentive eliminated for would-be-terrorists. Our products are safe, non-toxic and do not affect the eternity of infidels in any way shape or form.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member


    My thyroid is safe.
  6. JR

    JR Active Member

    Do they take PayPal?
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I'm all for a Candada-Free Press.

    The fewer Canadians the better, I say.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Candada? Wasn't that recorded by Tony Orlando and Dawn?
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Yeah, then we wouldn't have words like honour, colour or defence.

    Why don't they teach Canadians how to spell?
  10. JR

    JR Active Member

    Don't forget "cheque", OK? :)
  11. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Is that what you get from your employer on pay day, or is that what most Canadian hockey players fail to do well?
  12. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    2002: Republicans - "Vote for us or die."
    2004: Republicans - "Vote for us or die."
    2006: Republicans - "Vote for us or die."

    Are we safer under republican leadership?
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