No Sex, Please. We're Republicans

Judging by all the miserable SOBs that are getting laid, I can only imagine how much more miserable they would be if they weren't.

 

Uhh, it sure as shit is a worse place when government money is being spent trying to stop them from doing so.

 

I, for one, believe that if we are going to continue borrowing money and indebt ourselves to China further, there can't be a better reason than convinsing 20-something year olds to stop fucking.

Really. Can anyone think of a better way to spend borrowed money?

 

I hope this doesn't mean I will have to resort to dating women my own age.

 

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Is the intent here to reduce things like abortion, unwanted pregnancy and STD transmissions?

Or is the intent to keep boots out of his girlfriend's ass?

 

The intent is to force a radical religious agenda on society at large.

If it wasn't, you'd emphasize safe sex to people in their 20's, who have always had sex.

 

Right. That's all anyone wants to do. Force their ideas onto you.

Better check for the black helicopters, zeke.

 

I did come with the idea for an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up.

 

I assume from this story that once you reach thirty you are no longer interested in having sex?

 

Definitely not with people in their 20s. Who knows what bad things could happen?