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No Sex, Please. We're Republicans

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Oct 31, 2006.

  1. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Judging by all the miserable SOBs that are getting laid, I can only imagine how much more miserable they would be if they weren't.
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Uhh, it sure as shit is a worse place when government money is being spent trying to stop them from doing so.
  3. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    I, for one, believe that if we are going to continue borrowing money and indebt ourselves to China further, there can't be a better reason than convinsing 20-something year olds to stop fucking.

    Really. Can anyone think of a better way to spend borrowed money?
  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I hope this doesn't mean I will have to resort to dating women my own age.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

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  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Is the intent here to reduce things like abortion, unwanted pregnancy and STD transmissions?

    Or is the intent to keep boots out of his girlfriend's ass?
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    The intent is to force a radical religious agenda on society at large.

    If it wasn't, you'd emphasize safe sex to people in their 20's, who have always had sex.
  8. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    How do we know that you're not really Feldman... from across the hall?
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Right. That's all anyone wants to do. Force their ideas onto you.

    Better check for the black helicopters, zeke.
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I did come with the idea for an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I assume from this story that once you reach thirty you are no longer interested in having sex?
  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Definitely not with people in their 20s. Who knows what bad things could happen?
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