no more 5950?

still looks like a douchebag just like our boy hay-cr

 

You may think he looks like a douchebag, but Reyes has probably had sex with more girls in a given week than you have in your existence.

Not saying the hat is necessarily related, but a lot of women don't think he looks like a douchebag, and neither does he.

Either way, have your fun.

 

It looks stupid.

End of thread.

 

Reyes isn't getting chicks because of the bill of his hat. He's getting chicks because he's an MLBer.

Besides, would you really want to have sex with somebody so vapid and shallow that she made her choice because of the style of your hat brim?

 

apparently the answer to that question is yes

i guess that's the level of currency when you're 18 and hanging out at a jr. high to pick up your chicks

 

Hahaha, you're great, Hoops.

I just couldn't stop thinking of all you funny motherfuckers last night everytime FOX showed a shot of Reyes, so I had to bring it back to the top.

But I think Zeke is right.

End of thread.

 

yep, zeke is right:

 

I wanted the Cards to lose on general principle, but I especially wanted them to lose because Reyes reeked of douchebaggery. Sometimes life ain't fair.

 

Flat brim = not hot. Just fyi for all the K-fed wannabes.

 

59 50 or fight!

 

He's missing a short-sleeve dress shirt with a black tie and glasses that have been taped together.

Picked up a hat today from a motorcycle manufacturer's display (not naming names, but their logo is three tuning forks). All the hats there had precurved brims.

And that way, they're a helluva lot more comfortable.