No Idiots Allowed Hockey League

Oh, no you didn't.

Listen, baldy, just take a big bite of the sandwich you made for yourself, chew hard, chew long and swallow. Then pull that ever-present cap of yours back over your non-existant hairline and thank your lucky stars you're not covering high school hockey back here.

After all I've done for you, you slander me with false accusations of back hair.
As if Uma would marry a person with back hair.

 

When he played youth and high school hockey, Jim Korn was more of a offensive threat than goon. Very much so.

 

He was in college also but give him credit - he was able to stay in the NHL for 12 years by morphing into a goon. Totaly not his off ice personna. On Ice he kicked some ass - ask Marty Mcsorley or Gary Howitt.

 

I've also got Joe Beranek and Pete Peeters rated vbery high on my draft board.

 

Hahaha I'm thinking of going on Rogaine, since I have little to worry about concerning anti-doping agencies. And I admit, I don't have a personal knowledge of your back hair, but the people of Idaho have let me down before.

I covered some club lacrosse, but that's as close as I'm getting to a rink out here. They won't even let me put hockey briefs in the paper. I try to tell them Isbister is relevant, but nobody listens. hahaha

 

Ask your wife. She's quite familiar with my body hair.

 

Interesting... my wife went blind six months ago. 8)

 

That's about the time you disrobed in front of her again, right?

 

I warned you guys, he knows stuff. Another championship for the Icy Hots.

 

If I draft Bill Barber, can I trade him for a gift certificate for a deep-fried hamburger at Dyer's in Memphis?

 

hahaha I don't even own a robe, sucker!!
Oh man, that was hilarious.

 

have another donut, you fat pig!