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No, I Don't Have Any Blue Oyster Cult

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Jan 13, 2008.

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  1. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    You see the new Playboy?

    Good?

    Bo Derek's tits!

    All right!

    I like sex!
     
    kingcreole, Jan 13, 2008
    #25
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    but you forgot to take a pull.
     
    Tom Petty, Jan 13, 2008
    #26
  3. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I'm guessing it's something like Steve Carrell in 40-year-old Virgin.
     
    Hammer Pants, Jan 14, 2008
    #27
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I don't collect action figures or ride a bike.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 14, 2008
    #28
  5. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Was just talking about his uncomfortable problem first thing every morning.
     
    Hammer Pants, Jan 14, 2008
    #29
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    He's much bigger than me, so that's never really a problem over yonder.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 14, 2008
    #30
  7. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I sometimes think about buying a box of Trojan Magnums just so people in line will think I'm the guy who needs Trojan Magnums.
     
    Hammer Pants, Jan 14, 2008
    #31
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'd do that. But why waste money? What am I going to do, make big water balloons?
     
    mike311gd, Jan 14, 2008
    #32
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    It might be the only way you could get a girl wet these days. It's worth a shot. [/ducking]
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jan 14, 2008
    #33
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Ouch. The Rumple's playing with fire tonight. And I can push women into puddles, too. There's always a way, my friend.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 14, 2008
    #34
  11. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I had buddies in high school who filled them with milk and left them in people's mailboxes or front porches.
     
    Hammer Pants, Jan 14, 2008
    #35
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Magnums are too expensive to be doing that with them.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jan 14, 2008
    #36
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