No, I Don't Have Any Blue Oyster Cult

Fast Times At Ridgemont High just started on one of the Cinemaxes.

Mikey and BYH have already made their first appearance.

 

God damn not having Cinemax. What a cruel world this is.

 

This isn't fair. And here I am, stuck watching The Arrival, which, by the way, I love.

 

And Ron Johnson proceeds to give Stacy the high, hard one.

 

Now Mikey Rat is working up the balls out ask out Stacy. Don't worry, he'll blow it.

 

And ... Rat blows it. Has there ever been a more pathetic character in movie history than Mark Ratner?

 

Though he redeems himself at the end, Jon Favreau's character in Swingers was pretty weak-willed ...

 

And there's Phoebe Cates!

 

And Beej impregnates Stacy. Didn't even last eight seconds. What a little prick.

 

Dammit, Doc! I have Cinemax, Cinemax West and MoreMax and it was not on any of those.

 

It was on something called 5 Star Max.

 

I have DirecTV, so I only have those three. I'm guessing you have digital cable. Oh, well. I do have the dvd.

I also see that I missed "The Professional" earlier tonight. I was going to bring up that movie in the thread about opening scenes that grab you. One of my all-time faves.