no four-leaf clovers on St. Patrick's Day, please

Republican Ulster represents.

 

While we're at it, corned beef and cabbage is American, as well.

Doesn't make it any less tasty.

 

Gentlemen, gentlemen (and ladies), today of all days there should be no Loyalists or Republicans. There are only the Irish.

Though if you try serving me a Black & Tan (with Bass) instead of a Half & Half (with Harp), I'll not drink it.

Well, OK, I probably would but only after giving a speech about England needing to free both Scotland and Ireland.

Well, OK, if somebody else bought it I'll smile, thank them and happily drink it.

 

I admire your conviction, sir.

 

I am nothing if not dedicated to the cause ... of drinking free beer.

 

Smoked salmon with a little salt and dill, served with a slice of soda bread is awfully nice.

 

It's the fecking parade brings a man low.

 

I think I stole the show in that song.

 

Aye. And Danny Boy.

 

Also, cheddar cheese shouldn't be orange.

 

And No Fockin' Bushmills!

Strained through the wrong Bible, as Fenian would say.