Nicole Richie Busted for DUI in LA County

She's smoking pot but isn't eating?

 

Who was the arresting officer?

 

At least in jail she'll get three squares a day.

 

Does heroin and red X count as a meal?

 

She's gotta be high up in anyone's Dead Pool....

 

I hope she jumps bail ... would love to see her in an episode:

 

i think she looks pretty damn hot in that mugshot. i know that definatly sounds like white trash but...

 

She looks pretty damn hot in that mugshot sounds like a great title for a country song. You should copyright it, quad-x.

 

Yeah, that's cuz you can't see that she's built like a famine victim.

 

BURBANK (Associated Press) -Nicole Richie only had one glass of wine according to the bartender who served the daughter of pop star Lionel Richie.
Rollie Fingers, bartender at Shey Whiitay, said the petite reality television star appeared fine and casually sipped her wine on Monday evening.
"I recognized her and we laughed when I asked when she would have a duet with her father coming out," Fingers said between mixing drinks for Michael Richards and Mel Gibson on Tuesday morning.

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that's funny.

i sort of understand the pressure these "celebrity" skanks feel to get skinny but wtf is attractive about being a grownup weighing 85 pounds? it's disgusting. 5-1, 110 or so would be really damn thin but a whole lot more healthy.