Nick Saban (poops) the bed

and my fucking fantasy team takes it in the ass because of it.

Next time, little general, how about not throwing the challenge flag like a fucking gunt. Man up and wing that sucker at the goddamned official.

If Saban's a man, Miller finishes with 0 TDs and 99 yards (0 points in the low-scoring league I'm in)
Instead, it's 101 yards (5 points) and a touchdown (6 points)

Fuck you, you miserable prick.

Edit from Idaho: No naughty words in the thread titles.

 

Re: Nick Saban shits the bed

like the steelers aren't going to score after that anyway... and yes, the dolphins were my fantasy defense too

 

Re: Nick Saban shits the bed

Same boat.

In our league, my opponent scored 14 points with Miller, I believe.

 

Re: Nick Saban shits the bed

Yes he did!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(sorry mustard)

 

Re: Nick Saban shits the bed

What am I, chopped fucking liver over here?

Mega-bitch.

 

Oh sorry Zeke, I missed your lament.

You suck, the Twins suck and Liriano is not going to win Rookie of the Year. Feel better?

 

Yeah, I got dicked out of a sure Willie Parker TD on the goal line because of Saban's idiocy.

 

Except that's irrelevant in my game.

So, thanks again, assclown. Maybe do a little reading on the rulebook?

 

And sorry, Idaho. My bad.

 

not a big deal. Just one of the little rules we like to keep here in SportsJournalists.comville.

 

Strangely, I do.

 

I'd like to thank Culpepper for throwing those two picks, especially the one to Porter. That staked me to an early lead in my money league game.