Nick Lachey for man of the year

"You could close down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart,
And nobody would care.
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in
our Maisson Derrierre ..."

OK ... Homer didn't write this one, but it's one of the funniest ever:
"We are the mediocre presidents
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
There's Tyler, there's Taylor, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes.
There's William Henry Harrison,
'I died in 30 days.'
We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable
caretaker presidents of the U. S. A."

 

Yyyyyyyyyyeah, boyee! 213, um, 310, uh 323...noooo...818 or 626 represent!

 

Back to Nick Lachey. Don't know about his singing, but in recent weeks, he has been linked to:

Her



Her (in front)



Her



And them

 

What did you do around here to get street cred? Do you earn street cred by misspelling words?

 

I personally like Sister Shubert's Cinnamon Rolls. They're great.

 

Ace, when you said "and them," I had to scroll down to see if you were talking about the two girls at the bottom or the two girls being sported right above the words.

 

By "girls" you mean?

 

The pair being sported by the next to last girl in your string of photos.

 

You rascal!

 

Nick Lachey perplexes me more than just about any other celebrity. In a lot of ways he seems like such a normal guy. He's a huge sports fan. He moves his own furniture, fixes his own sprinkler, etc. He loves to hang out, drink beer and watch a game. He was very, very happy to be banging Jessica Simpson, but got annoyed by her ditzy, girly shit.

But that horrible, music he sings and seems to enjoy totally negates it all. How can a guy be a man's man in most aspects and such a pussy musically?

 

If I could live that kind of life by singing that kind of music, I'd do it too.

 

Which brings me to the end of the original post where the person said his CD has "started to sell millions". I don't think one of the guy's solo CDs has sold enough to be declared cubic zirconia much less platinum.

That being said he really does seem like a decent guy and the few times I saw their little reality show I failed to understand how he could deal with such a dope unless she gave the sort of head that makes one cross-eyed.

Also I guess he's going to walk away with some serious cash through their divorce settlement.