Nice headline, Yahoo!

I wish I could get away with this headline. From the AP story posted on Yahoo! about the pistachio salmonella scare:

"Pistachio company: Raw nuts may be bacteria source"


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090331/ap_on_re_us/salmonella_pistachios_21

 

I like the mention in the subhead of how your pet could carry salmonella. Does that mean you have to make sure and cook Fido thoroughly if you decide to eat him?

 

Yea, I giggled, but I'm not sure what else you'd call them.

 

Well, I always cook my cats throughly before I serve them.

 

I think "Raw pistachios may have been bacteria source" would've worked just fine. But hey, nuts. Heh huh heh...

 

Mmmmmm.

 

Don't get too excited. She only serves them with ketchup.

 

Darn.

 

I actually make them in a nice curry.

 

Manny Pacquiao's father says yes.

 

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There's a Trenton headline that would eliminate the concerns about raw nuts.