NFL WEEK 3 RUNNING THREAD : It's Bronko Nagurski time

OK, wait. If the Cowboys and Giants are in, then the Eagles are, that's two wild cards, no?

So how do the Bears get in if they don't win the North?

 

Looks like the dude from the pawn shop from Pulp Fiction if Bruce Willis had merely had his cock cut off rather than slash him to death with a sword. That's what could have happened.

 

It's got bigger manboobs than Phil Mickelson

 

This is why I think you're a genius. can I say that?

 

Are the Lions down by 3 touchdowns yet?

 

Soon . . . soon.

 

I'll get to see my Chiefs in HD this week, so it will be interesting to see how shitty they are in high definition. I fully expect to see the suck dripping off the end of Tyler Thigpen's nose.

 

You can always hold out hope for Ingle Martin

 

Have they signed Mike Elkins yet?

 

As long as they don't have Marques Hagans running the read option, it will be an improvement from last week.

 

Bring back DeBerg

 

I didn't say the Eagles are in. I don't trust McNabb to stay healthy all season, and once defenses figure out how to slow down DeSean Jackson, Philly's back to relying on Westbrook way too much. As great as he is, the Eagles need consistent play from their receivers to take pressure off him. Ultimately, I don't think Jackson will make that much of a difference.

I think the last wild-card spot is a tossup between Philly, Chicago, Carolina and New Orleans. They all have strengths and weaknesses. We'll see how the season plays out.