NFL Week 3: Marcus Dupree Did Not Wear This Number ...

... But there's no Week 22.

Packers-Bears and Falcons-Bucs appear to be the best matchups.

 

Pretty good title, Uncle.

But then again, I slobber.

 

Yay, three-plus hours of Jay Cutler running for his life while Mike Martz smirks and Lovie Smith daydreams.

 

Daydreams about listening to a tree grow.

 

The sound of watching paint dry is too much.

 

You know, Cutler is more athletic than people generally give him credit for.

 

It's that second daydream that causes the occasional poop-pushing face. Usually after the seventh sack.

 

I fucking hate the Packers.

 

To me, Lovie looks like he just smelled a fart.

 

Jerry Garcia thinks Lovie Smith needs to be more animated while doing his job.

 

A fart at the poker table, maybe.

 

Statues of Lovie Smith show more emotional range than Lovie Smith.