NFL predictions

Eh, I'm playing a longshot there. Plus whichever NFC team makes it will be fodder for the AFC team this season.

 

NFC North champion: CHICAGO BEARS
NFC West champion: ARIZONA CARDINALS
NFC East champion: PHILLY EAGLES
NFC South champion: ATLANTA FALCONS
Wild Card: NEW YORK GIANTS
Wild Card: DALLAS COWSHIT

AFC North champion: PITTSBURGH STEELERS
AFC West champion: SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
AFC East champion: NEW ENGLAND PATSIES
AFC South champion: INDY COLTS
Wild Card: TENNESSEE TITS
Wild Card: BALTIMORE RAVENS

NFC Champion: PHILLY EAGLES
AFC Champion: PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Super Bowl Champion: PITTSBURGH STEELERS

MVP: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Defensive player of the year: JAMES HARRISON
Rookie of the Year: MARK SANCHEZ
Coach of the Year: FALCONS GUY
First coach fired: BRAD CHILDRESS

 

What's his name in Oakland is Tom Cable; the Falcons guy is Mike Smith.

 

That's right, Wretch.
And, we'll get a Super Bowl preview in late November.

 

I can't see McDaniels getting fired during the season, no matter how bad it gets. Then Bowlen would really have egg on his face. I think Bowlen's committed to sinking or swimming with this kid at least for a year or two. I think the last thing Bowlen wants to do is pay three salaries at once.

 

NFC North champion: Chicago Bears
NFC West champion: Arizona Cardinals
NFC East champion: New York Giants
NFC South champion: New Orleans Saints
Wild Card: Dallas Cowboys
Wild Card: Carolina Panthers

AFC North champion: Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC West champion: San Diego Chargers
AFC East champion: New England Patriots
AFC South champion: Indianapolis Colts
Wild Card: Miami Dolphins
Wild Card: Baltimore Ravens

NFC Champion: Cowboys
AFC Champion: Patriots
Super Bowl Champion: Patriots

MVP: P. Manning
Defensive player of the year: Polamalu
Rookie of the Year: Beanie Wells
Coach of the Year: Sean Payton
First coach fired: Cable/Childress, maybe on the same day (Tuesday, Oct. 6).

 

Cowboys-Patriots. Ugh.

 

The Chargers winning the division has got to be the easiest pick on the board. Oakland's been a train wreck for a few years and Denver's just become one. The only scant possibility of them being challenged is the Chiefs making a Miami Dolphins-type turnaround this year.

 

Have you seen the Chiefs this preseason? They might be worse than the Raiders.

 

NFC North champion: Green Bay
NFC East champion: Philadelphia
NFC West champion: Arizona
NFC South champion: New Orleans
Wild card: Carolina
Wild card: Minnesota

AFC North champion: Pittsburgh
AFC East champion: New England
AFC West champion: San Diego
AFC South champion: Tennessee
Wild card: Baltimore
Wild card: Houston

NFC champion: Philadelphia
AFC champion: Tennessee
Super Bowl: Philadelphia

MVP: Adrian Peterson, Minnesota
Defensive POY: DeMarcus Ware, Dallas
Rookie of the Year: Aaron Curry, Seattle
Coach of the Year: Sean Payton, New Orleans
First coach fired: Jim Zorn

 

What has happened to the world when the Arizona Cardinals are a nearly unanimous pick to win their division?