NEXT UP: Meat Loaf?

I'm shocked and disappointed somebody didn't go with the obvious headline, "DEAD MEAT."

Better luck next time.

 

God, that Bat Out Of Hell album was playing everywhere when I was still a kid. It was still damn popular when I was in Europe a dozen years later. Mister Aday is rich beyond recognition.

 

First thing I said to my wife! We both agreed it must have been at a casino where a lot of tickets were comped. (Or people thought they were getting ground beef at the buffet!)

 

Don't know if it's been posted yet but this meltdown on Gary Busey is classic!

So is Kimmel's cartoon version:

 

So he died in digital but lived in the paper. See, print's not dead after all!

 

His name is Robert Paulson

 

IWDAFL (BIWDT) is probably the most hilarious male-female drunken karaoke song there is.

 

Also one of the dumbest songs ever.
But the "Bat Out of Hell" song kicks ass.

 

Except he didn't die ya hump. Would that really be a good headline when he collapsed and is in stable condition?

 

I've always wondered ... does he sing his Rocky Horror Picture Show tune in his live show?

 

Hence the "better luck next time."

Plus, we're talking about the New York Post, what the hell makes you think "facts" make any difference?

 

Ummm. OK. wouldn't it be better to save that for when he dies? now everyone knows what headline to use.