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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PeteyPirate, May 13, 2008.

  1. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

  2. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    He'll never get that transfer to Hawaii now.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He'll hafta settle for a map of Hawaii.
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Think he had some Victoria Secret catalogs in there?
  5. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Damn it. I was hoping this thread was about Mr. Scott.
  6. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    NEWMAN: You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.

    WOMAN: I could listen to you talk about mail all day.

    NEWMAN: Anything you wish. I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: They're meaningless! (Laughs evilly, driving away)
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    Jerry: What do you do for a living, Newman?
    Newman: I'm a United States Postal Worker.
    Jerry: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?
    Newman: Sometimes.
    Jerry: Why is that?
    Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!
  8. When you control the mail, you control ... information!
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Ten bucks says there are 5-6 acceptance letters from the Plain-Dealer in that pile, dammit! Hope it's not too late.
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Actually, it was George that asked about why postal workers go crazy.
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Kramer: Newman. NEWMAN.

    (And you're right about George, John.)

    Man, there really aren't enough Seinfeld jacks.
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest


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