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New study: Men who stare at breasts live longer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I like the results of this study.... staring at women's breasts increases men's life expectancies

  2. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I will never die.
  3. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member


    "Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live for ... awww, crap."
  4. D.Sanchez

    D.Sanchez Member

    If just staring gives you 5 extra years, how long is Tiger going to live?
  5. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    I'm sorry, did you say something? I was distracted.
  6. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    "Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so."

    Of course, the second group all did as they were told. I call Shenanigans.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Save us, women of SJ.
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Flash? She gone.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Dammit, we're doomed
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    This. :)
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Dammit, dooley stole my line about how I was now considered a life-saver.
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Don't let us down.
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