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New female teacher found drunk, pantless on 1st day of school.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by spikechiquet, Aug 6, 2014.

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  1. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    I was so excited about the possibility of this being a hot young new teacher.

    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/08/06/police-teacher-found-in-classroom-intoxicated-without-pants-on-her-first-day/

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    Nope.

    I sure hope she is allergic to vodka and her face is just swelled because of that...because...YIKES!
     
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    spikechiquet, Aug 6, 2014
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  2. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    My eyes! My eyes!

    Thanks a lot! :p
     
    HandsomeHarley, Aug 6, 2014
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  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    To quote someone on my Facebook feed:

    "Come on, who among us hasn't shown up to work after a rough night, looked down and realized you weren't wearing any pants? I always leave a sticky note on my steering wheel just in case."
     
    bigpern23, Aug 6, 2014
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  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Somebody alert YankeeFan. We found a teacher who should be fired. He'll be so happy.
     
    outofplace, Aug 6, 2014
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  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Not a 6 in anybody's world.

    :eek: :eek:
     
    Starman, Aug 7, 2014
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  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    But Rick Stain still might.
     
    old_tony, Aug 7, 2014
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  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Just needs a crease.

    RickStain just needs a crease.
     
    Riptide, Aug 7, 2014
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  8. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Fucking Common Core Standards.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Aug 7, 2014
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  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Yeah, bros, why do ugly women even exist?!
     
    Versatile, Aug 7, 2014
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  10. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

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    Big Circus, Aug 7, 2014
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  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Fat, drunk and pantless is no way to go through life, ma'am.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Aug 7, 2014
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  12. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

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    Is she a Zimmer?
     
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    Riptide, Aug 7, 2014
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