NBA player accused of driving drunk & pleasuring himself at same time

http://wfrv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_180174619.html

A lawsuit was filed Thursday against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin and the Minneapolis Police Department in connection with an accident involving Griffin in late March.
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The lawsuit alleges Griffin was visibly drunk when he crashed his Cadillac Escalade into a parked Chevy Suburban in front of a store in southeast Minneapolis.

It also claims Griffin told a witness he was watching pornography and masturbating as he drove that night.

 

Sad, on so many levels.

 

How long before Eddie Griffin gets traded to the Knicks?

 

Oh come on. Who among us hasn't done this before?

 

Is that considered a hand check foul?

 

Eddy Griffin can't shoot off the dribble.

 

Yessss [/marvalbert]

 

I have to say, I'm impressed.

Still gotta throw the bastard in jail.

 

Given Eddie Griffin's history, dating back to his high scholol days at Roman Catholic in Philly, nothing he does is surprising.

 

That does take multi-tasking to a new level.

 

Hard, drunk and masturbating is no way to go through life, Dorfman.

 

At least it appears he avoided the dreaded case of whisky dick.