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Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausages

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Armchair_QB, May 22, 2009.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


    The Nats declined to comment on any sausage failures, so I'll go by some first-person accounts. Screech came out on a Segway, as he always does for this promotion, and set up shop down the right field line. (The sausage shooter is used irregularly, but is a season-long promotion that has been used before and is scheduled to be used again.) This time, though, the sausages (wrapped in bun, foil and T-shirt, along with a flyer) weren't soaring into the stands with the majesty of a Roethlisberger bomb. This was the Danny Wuerffel version.
  2. Did they follow that up with a huge hose spraying Yuengling into the gaping mouths of the fans?
    Because that would have been cool.
  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    They don't have fans to shoot beer to.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I think they use the hoses to spray relish on them.
  5. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    I like the cut of your jib.
  6. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    This happened at a Jays game a few years back. Hot dogs exploding all over the fans.

    Haven't tried it since.
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Screech is a pretty stupid fucking name for a mascot too.
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    This Screech is pretty damn good.

  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Oh, the humanity!
  10. Mikey just cried and he doesn't know why.
    Moddy, OTOH, has a damn good idea why he is.
  11. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Why did I think first of the Brewers upon seeing this headline?
  12. Notepad

    Notepad Member

    Where is Randall Simon when you need him
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