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National Epitaph Day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Nov 1, 2012.

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  1. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    November 2nd is National Epitaph Day. What would you have for your epitaph?

    I'd consider "I strove with none for none were worth my strife" (although "He loved eating cheese crackers" might be more fitting)
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Nov 1, 2012
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  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "Excuse me if I don't get up."

    or

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    Steak Snabler, Nov 1, 2012
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  3. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    [​IMG]
     
    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell, Nov 1, 2012
    #3
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    "This game cheats"
     
    Rusty Shackleford, Nov 1, 2012
    #4
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    'Drive your cart and your plow over the bones of the dead.' - William Blake

    'Belief is the death of intelligence.' - Robert Anton Wilson

    'There's nothing under here worth visiting.' - Buck
     
    Buck, Nov 1, 2012
    #5
  6. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    "Life's Too Short ... Let the Grass Grow Long"
     
    I Should Coco, Nov 1, 2012
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  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    "If I come out of the grave and eat your brains, it's nothing personal."
     
    Bubbler, Nov 1, 2012
    #7
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    He came until he couldn't see, then conquered
     
    Versatile, Nov 1, 2012
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  9. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    "He died doing what he loved: Two, 20-year-old coeds"
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Nov 1, 2012
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  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You left your oven on.
     
    Buck, Nov 1, 2012
    #10
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Photo fail.
     
    Versatile, Nov 1, 2012
    #11
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Watch out! Behind you!
     
    Buck, Nov 1, 2012
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