My quest for pervdom - I now have a myspace page

Yeah they're total bullshit, but whoever she is she's smokin'!

 

I don't have any trouble with myspace...met a great girl that way...we're not together anymore, but hey, it was good while it lasted...currently taking applications through my page for the next one...it's as good as one of those pay dating sites...as far as any other reason for having a page, it's a good way to keep up with bands that you like, and various sports mascots!

 

Just added my first fellow SportsJournalists.commer. Although he threatened me to add him. ;D

 

There are plenty of SportsJournalists.commers who won't threaten you to add them.

 

well you know where to send the PM to

 

I had a myspace page for about one day. That's how long it took to get a pretty nasty (explicit) message after a guy saw my picture.

My account was quickly deleted.

 

I received about 10 e-mails in about 10 minutes last night. Each one was a friend request. I'm assuming all of them were bogus. But your twins, they're very real. It turns out that one just likes to pretend she's older so she can date fat guys in their mid-30s. Their tandem acrobatics are quite incredible.

 

The twins haven't e-mailed me yet on myspace. I haven't received any friend requests in the last day and a half.

 

SexyBella

http://www.myspace.com/166650159

Date: Mar 9, 2007 11:32 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: xoxoxo
Body: H3Y BABE !!!...Cool myspace u got there.. was just browsing people who live near me and found ya..... Feel free to add me to your M~S~N or A~I~M (both are listed on my MS page..I prefer M`S`N as A'I'M freezes on me so I may not get ur messages...I jusst m0ved so try!ng to meeet sum new people.. xoxox chat soon cutie xoxoxo Sara!

NSFW! So she's not real either?:'(

 

Watch out for this cop on MySpace!
http://www.missoulian.com/articles/2007/03/16/news/local/news03.txt (via The Obscure Store)

Sgt. Ty Evenson created an account on MySpace.com to improve “relations between law enforcement and the public,” according to his online profile. Evenson's Web page also identifies him as a “deputy sheriff” employed with “Missoula area law enforcement” whose online intention is to meet “people interested in assisting law enforcement in a confidential one-on-one basis.”
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“Your documented pattern of activity more closely resembles that of a sexual predator than of a deputy sheriff dedicated to ‘improved relations between law enforcement and the public,' ” a letter of termination from Sheriff Mike McMeekin stated.
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A three-week investigation revealed that Evenson's browsing criteria on MySpace were set to “swinger” and “women,” and shows he initiated contact with hundreds of women across the country who identified themselves as strippers, prostitutes and porn stars. The messages were frequently sexually suggestive and “occasionally in very sexually explicit language,” according to McMeekin's letter.
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When investigators compared the online activity with 9-1-1 dispatch records, they found incidents where Evenson, a patrol shift supervisor at the time, had delayed responding to disturbance calls for up to 10 minutes while he remained logged on at MySpace.

“The MySpace.com activities became so consuming that, by your own admission to the disciplinary review board, you would park your patrol vehicle near a ‘WiFi hot spot' because those Internet connections were much faster,” according to the letter.

 

Montana: Our cops are freakier than yours