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My New Neighbor -- What to Do?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Webster, Jul 25, 2007.

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  1. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Tell him he can do it and to have it done by September ...
     
    Write-brained, Jul 25, 2007
    #37
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Good luck staying calm. That is just crossing the line.
     
    Clever username, Jul 25, 2007
    #38
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Rent a goat for a kid's party and let it free range in his yard.
     
    Clever username, Jul 25, 2007
    #39
  4. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I'm sure he has lights outside his house -- by the door or something. Steal the lightbulbs out of them every night. It's random and immature, totally the way to go in this situation. It won't get him to stop, but you'll feel better and get free bulbs.
     
    amraeder, Jul 25, 2007
    #40
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    Jesus Christ. Tell the guy to fuck off and move on. Then you never have to deal with him again. Goddamn, not everything is complicated.
     
    joe, Jul 25, 2007
    #41
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Effective, but not nearly as much fun.
     
    Clever username, Jul 25, 2007
    #42
  7. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Ask him for a loan for all the work he wants done. That should shut him up.
     
    DanOregon, Jul 25, 2007
    #43
  8. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Have your mom kick his ass.
     
    spaceman, Jul 25, 2007
    #44
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    "Thanks for the advice. I'll take that under advisement."
     
    slappy4428, Jul 25, 2007
    #45
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I bet this neighbor is one of those guys who mows his lawn at 6 a.m. on a Sunday, too.
     
    Clever username, Jul 25, 2007
    #46
  11. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Better still, rent the goat for the kid's party, send the kids to bed, put on a clown suit and fuck the goat in the ass in his front yard. When you finish, simply wipe your dick on the morning paper and then make that Vegas casino dealer "I'm out" gesture with your hands as you crump back to your crib.
     
    westcoastvol, Jul 25, 2007
    #47
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I laughed outloud at that...
     
    slappy4428, Jul 25, 2007
    #48
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