My new hero

1) Dude meets hot chick online
2) Dude is 30, hot chick is 21
3) Dude convinces hot chick to move to U.S. from Australia
4) Dude gets engaged to hot chick
5) Dude marries hot chick in a freaking Taco Bell
6) This takes place in Normal

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I want to get married in a Taco Bell. You know, I'd settle for a trip to Taco Bell.

 

And I thought I was bad for taking my girlfriend to Taco Hell after the prom.

 

So many people don't understand the allure of the Twin Cities. I'm glad someone does. </bluefont>

 

They'll probably find out later they're brother and sister.

 

I'd marry my sister for Taco Bell.

 

Only thing that could make this dude any more of a stud is if he got up from the table and said, "Well babe, I'll see ya later. My break's about up."
And then threw on his apron and drive-thru headset and went behind the counter.

 

I just farted.

You did mention Taco Bell ...

 

That would really make the same last name ironic.

 

I have trouble convincing women 80-100 miles away that distance doesn't have to be an obstacle in dating, and this freaking guy convinces a babe to move from Australia for him?

:-[

 

It's the accent.

 

I originally thought this was a tacky idea and then found out that the whole wedding cost them $200.

My fiancee has already said no to this and any other fast food restaurant ceremonies.