My new haircut

I think you need a new roommate.

 

Since when did everybody decide to be a Gotti wannabe?

 

He could murder me. He's a trained MMA fighter.

Good thing my lease ends tomorrow right?

 

If that's you in your avatar, I'm soooooooooo in.

 

Oh, it's him. I cropped the photo for him, but that's him

 

Rrrooooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrr!

 

I really didn't think that was funny.

 

Seriously?

Maybe you haven't been at the bar with these guys.

 

Excuse me sir, you have to check in.

Not now, chief, I'm in the fookin' zone.

Awesome.

 

I've gotta agree with TBF on this one. I've seen guys like that at bars. They're annoying as all hell, but there's nothing really that funny about them. Pathetic just isn't that funny.

 

This thread has opened up a world of youtube I had never seen.

I am enjoying this two-part series called the Guido Fan Club:

The last three minutes of part 2 are hysterical.

 

Flash, you beat me to it. Hopefully I'm recalling this correctly; if so, that was one of the all-time great lines for one of the all-time great stories uttered (written? posted?) in the history of sportsjournalists.com.