My new crack

JAGER BOMBS! JAGER BOMBS! JAGER BOMBS! ... ya fuckin' skank.

 

That's because it's a sugar rush and nothing more.

And that, my friend, is why I like 5-hour Energy (or whatever the fuck it's called).

 

I love the sugar free ones.

 

Oofdah.

 

Just polished a giant Red Bull off this morning as part of an anti-jet lag campaign. Tasty.

My favorite brand taste-wise is Wired, the one in the blue can. Kind of tough to find, though.

 

Am I the only one who's never had any of these energy drinks?

 

Nope.

 

Don't worry. They aren't exactly healthy for you and cause more harm than good.

 

I have never as so much tasted Red Bull. A guy spilled some at work and it smelled like gasoline. That was about all I needed to know.

 

I think I've had two Jager Bombs ever. I really can't stand the smell of Red Bull. It's made me move away from the bar when the bartenders get to mixing "drinks" for the chil'ren.