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My neighbors belong in straitjackets thread, part 57

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by farmerjerome, May 3, 2009.

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  1. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Taint her Twinkies with ebola.
     
    kokane_muthashed, May 3, 2009
    #13
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Kick her in the knees to knock her down. Then yell out, "She's fallen, and she can't get up!"
     
    Baron Scicluna, May 3, 2009
    #14
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Look. You're neighbor's obviously a rotten c-word, but there's nothing you can do that's not going to make it worse, especially if she knows it's you. You have two choices, far as I can tell:

    * Live your own life. She can go fuck herself.

    * Burn her house down.

    The second's more expensive, but you can make it look like an accident. From the sound of this gal, just go turn the stove on and the arson investigator will just figure she left the damn thing on after a round of Jiffy Pop.
     
    OnTheRiver, May 3, 2009
    #15
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Load the tranquilizer darts.
     
    three_bags_full, May 3, 2009
    #16
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Set a trap in your yard.

    Load it with Baconaise and Ho-Hos.
     
    zeke12, May 3, 2009
    #17
  6. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Straitjackets, by the way. :D

    I'd wingnut her. Start with the mailbox. Surely she leaves her car windows open. There's options aplenty here.
     
    deskslave, May 3, 2009
    #18
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    I have no idea what this means, and I just googled "how do you wingnut someone" with no responses that match anything close to this sentence.
     
    imjustagirl, May 3, 2009
    #19
  8. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    The theory is basically that you start by placing one wingnut somewhere (usually a desk). It's a little confusing, but the person takes little notice of it. Then another shows up. And another. And two more. And eventually, once the person's really paranoid, you fill every available space with wingnuts.
     
    deskslave, May 3, 2009
    #20
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    I bet you're fun at Star Trek parties.
     
    dooley_womack1, May 3, 2009
    #21
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    Like what's-his-face did to my girlfriend on Weeds with the pennies?
     
    zeke12, May 3, 2009
    #22
  11. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    You said taint.
     
    Angola!, May 3, 2009
    #23
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: My neighbors belong in straightjackets thread, part 57

    OK, so much for those plans to eat dinner.
     
    dooley_womack1, May 3, 2009
    #24
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