"My McNuggets are an emergency"

That was effin' solid.

 

This might be one of the funnier threads I've seen in a while.
Bravo, all.

 

While I don't have any sympathy for people who have a meltdown and call 9-1-1 for stupid shit, I have to say, how ridiculous is it that McDonalds can take your money in exchange for one product, then refuse to give it back when they do not have the product you ordered. All sales are final? I'm wondering if someone just didn't know how to void a sale on the cash register.

 

Though I am sympathetic to your point, I am going to have to pin the blame on Obama for forcing people to rely on big government to solve their problems.

 

Obama has told those McDonalds worker it is their civic duty to get their ass to at least one year of college, so it's going to all work out in the end, Ace. Just pull your car around and we'll bring The McHope out to you shortly.

 

Better make it a McDouble!

 

Fine, but depending on how much you make, we're going to tax somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 of your remaining piece of cheese.

 

So could I. Doesn't mean I would.

 

Not without that last "e."

 

I gave them up for Lent, and have been McNuggets (and McDonald's) free for a week now. I'm not craving them to the point of needing a McNuggets fix, but when I do break down and go (hopefully, it's after Easter) 9-1-1 will probably be called if they're out of them. I just won't be the one doing the calling.

 

Oh, I know. KY was just saying that he physically couldn't eat 20 nuggets. I'm guessing he could.

 

Good to know the democrat message has hit the masses- If you need assistance call the Government- for anything.