My Life Is Average

I have issues with Tourette's about once a week. Seven days after my last outbreak, I had another one. MLIMFCSA

 

LOL

 

"Today, I stumbled upon the facebook of a girl I strongly dislike. So I looked through all of her pictures to pass the time. MLIA"

About a third of these seem to be about farts or things that sound like farts.

 

And BYH apparently a member there:

"Today I shaved my pubes off. My dick looks bigger, but still not big. MLIA"

 

Today, my wife told me she is pregnant. I'm the father. MLIA.

 

"Today, my friend made a joke on AIM (aol instant messenger). I said "lol". I didn't really laugh. MLIA"

The funniest part of the above is that someone thought he had to explain what AIM was.

 

I have to stop laughing at these before my boss' boss figures out I'm online. She keeps giving me looks.

 

I'm on my work computer looking at sites that have nothing to do with my job. MLIA

 

even worse. I'm on my phone, pretending to just be finding out why this guy isn't at work. MLIA

 

"Today, while taking my shower, I started wondering if an afterlife exists. Then I masturbated. MLIA"

 

I thought the site was well below average.

 

Today I made use of only one hole and no hands. MLIA