My Life Is Average

Enjoy.

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/

 

My 17-year-old brother sent me this earlier today. We both like it, but not as much as textsfromlastnight.com.

 

tfln.com is the best site I've seen in a long time. it's second for me to overheardinnewyork.com.

 

Holy shit, that's some funny stuff.

 

"Today, I wrote a paper single-spaced. I double-spaced it when I was done and it was twice as long. MLIA."

 

Nah ... textsfromlastnight is better. Barely.

 

You only say that because I submitted some of yours.

 

I hate you.

 

" I found a mosquito bite on my knee. I tried really hard not to scratch it, but I did. MLIA. "

 

Pallister apparently posts there:

Today, I went to put ketchup on my burger but it came out sort of clear and runny. I shook the bottle and it came out thicker. MLIA

 

Today when I was checking out at the gas station I was one penny short, but they had a leave a penny, take a penny tray. I took a penny. MLIA

 

That's a good one.