My husband/my father

The Adam Carolla podcast has a running bit called "Germany or Florida" where the newsgirl reads a strange report (omitting the dateline or any other obvious descriptors) and the Adam and the rest of the gang try to guess where it originated.

 

Bless you, sir.

 

There was a book out 15 or so years ago by a woman who had a years' long sexual relationship with her long-estranged father. He left when she was a very young child and dropped back into her life when she was an adult. I never read it, but I can't fathom what would make those people start having sex. Good lord, it just sort of boggles the mind.

 

So, she believes in single deity God and reincarnation?

I wonder what her kids look like.

 

"YOU ONLY COVER US WHEN WE MOLEST LIVESTOCK!!!"

 

So is she part of the 47%, 53%, 99% or 1%?

 

all sixes

 

We play "Florida, California, or the other 48" in our newsroom. Bonus points awarded for correctly guessing which of the other 48.

 

That's not what she's saying at all.

 

Half of Akron new and nobody told her. . . some friends.

 

C'mon. That guy obviously is from Texas.

 

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