My God.

Your post gave me a bad sensation around my loins.

 

Anybody else read that story with their knees together?

 

The first word in the hed that caught my eye was “injuriesto,” and I thought, “What does that spanish word mean in English?”
It took about a minute for me to figure out it was meant to read, “injuries to.” :

 

I'm surprised this guy hasn't killed himself. I would. I couldn't go on in that "condition."

 

"The new penis will not be functional."

I laughed petty hard at that one.

 

This is a pretty fucked up story. Worse than John Wayne Bobbit's knife job.

 

Cycling log:

Days: 30
Miles: 500
Peni: 1

 

Yup. I feel bad for the victim, but why start taunting somebody for no apparent reason? Do it enough, and you'll eventually regret it.

 

I think this town deserves a mention on my best towns for an A$* whipping list. What do you think?

 

If you say so. You seem to be better at provoking people than me.

 

Here's hoping he doesn't see the bone in/bone out thread.

 

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