My ex-girlfriend's getting engaged...

There's always James Taylor and JD Souther and "Her Little Town."

 

You know, I never thought of this before, but a great dating strategy would have just been to date girls after they'd gotten tired of BYH.

Those women had to be desperate and they would have revered me for my stamina, intelligence, wit and charm.

 

Moon pies and RC Cola.

 

<sniffle>

My first boyfriend contacted me on Facebook two weeks ago. I vomited.

 

Try again, Zekey.

My exes and I drank copious amounts of RC Cola. We ate Little Debbies too. She liked it when I licked the center.