My door is always open for this girl

It's the PIKE house. Why am I not surprised that the couch has seen worse times

 

These guys may be the biggest bunch of pussies I'm ever heard of. A free ride walks into your frat house and starts pleasuring herself and no one, no one jumps in for a pile driver? Clarify for me again--these were college kids on a college campus in a frat house, correct? Just want to make sure I'm not missing something. I'm not? Unbelievable.

And the whole fear of Duke thing smacks of a bunch of lawyers in the making. U of M Pike lawyers--I think I have find the lowest common denominator in the human food chain.

But, now they'll gladly auction off the couch for a few dollars. Maybe if someone had dropped a briefcase of cash on their couch, these yahoos would have gathered in a circle jerk and spanked their monkeys until they splooged all over the Benjamins.