My Colon

And that's from a guy who knows.

 

Right after soccer, slappy. It's not looking good, though. I've crapped (using that term loosely) four times in the last hour and a bit.

Another swoosh on its way.

Damn.

 

That's the anesthetic.

 

What I've learned from this thread:

If I ever need to prep for a colonoscopy, all I need to do is hit the bar for about 8 vodka-Red Bulls.

Because if I need to spend the day ass-barfing to get anally violated, at least I can get drunk the night before...

 

I've done both. Prefer the latter.

See if they'll let you mix in some gatorade (not red), slightly masks the taste.

 

"Yeah, I know the feeling. Speaking of which..."

 

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Wow. I leave for lunch and this is what happens.

 

You would think that with all of modern science they could come up with a cleaner-outer that doesn't taste like the shit you are cleaning out. They've done it with cough syrup, et al, why not laxitives?

 

Actually Simon, it's : not ; unless I'm missing something, which I probably am as I remember my FIVE colonoscopies over the last 20 years.

 

Darryl Strawberry has a ;

 

Damn, more than 70 posts in less than 2 hours. Who'da thunk Jones' colon would be such a popular thread topic.