Muslims must hate strip clubs

Last week, a Muslim cleric in Iran said "immodest dress" was anti-Islam and causing earthquakes.
Now another one in Somalia decrees all music as anti-Islam.
The only conclusion we can draw from this (besides these folks are nuts) is that they want to ban strip clubs the world over! Fight for your right to see boobies jiggling in time to "Pour Some Sugar on Me"!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8617627.stm

 

Crazy as it sounds, it's true.

Those stripper poles are really made to hold up the ceiling when the quake comes.

 

The Muslims and the Baptist should get together.

 

The Baptists aren't against music. Just dancing, which is clearly foreplay.

 

The Baptists say it's OK for a husband and wife to dance together in the privacy of their own home to Pat Boone records -- assuming they are trying to conceive a child.

 

Not the Bob Jones Christians ...

 

Bob Jones? Thought it was Jim Jones.

 

SHOW US YOUR FACE!!!

SHOW US YOUR FACE!!!

SHOW US YOUR FACE!!!

 

Awesome.

 

You talking to the chick in the ad on the upper right?

 

Dammit Hondo! I was about to comment on that. "International Muslim Matrimonial Site" ... gotta love ad placements.

 

I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've tripped the light fantastic at a wet burka contest. Or so I've heard.

When the music starts, though, someone is apt to yell, "Silence! I keel you!"