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Muslims must hate strip clubs

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Last week, a Muslim cleric in Iran said "immodest dress" was anti-Islam and causing earthquakes.
    Now another one in Somalia decrees all music as anti-Islam.
    The only conclusion we can draw from this (besides these folks are nuts) is that they want to ban strip clubs the world over! Fight for your right to see boobies jiggling in time to "Pour Some Sugar on Me"!

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Crazy as it sounds, it's true.

    Those stripper poles are really made to hold up the ceiling when the quake comes.
  3. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    The Muslims and the Baptist should get together.
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    The Baptists aren't against music. Just dancing, which is clearly foreplay.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    The Baptists say it's OK for a husband and wife to dance together in the privacy of their own home to Pat Boone records -- assuming they are trying to conceive a child.
  6. FishHack76

    FishHack76 Active Member

    Not the Bob Jones Christians ...
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Bob Jones? Thought it was Jim Jones.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member



  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    You talking to the chick in the ad on the upper right?
  11. Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.

    Corky Ramirez up on 94th St. Well-Known Member

    Dammit Hondo! I was about to comment on that. "International Muslim Matrimonial Site" ... gotta love ad placements.
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've tripped the light fantastic at a wet burka contest. Or so I've heard.

    When the music starts, though, someone is apt to yell, "Silence! I keel you!"
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