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Mrs. Lono is away ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by lono, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. ScribePharisee

    ScribePharisee New Member

    Believe or not, I don't care. It happened, and a lot of people got some laughs from it.
     
    ScribePharisee, Sep 23, 2009
    #25
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Mrs. Lono: "Hi honey, did you have fun while I was gone?"

    Lono: "Yeah, it was great. I spent the whole time downloading dick pics and e-mailing them to my friends. I saved the good ones for you."
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 23, 2009
    #26
  3. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Trust me, I do believe that you were pulled over with a hooker in the car, I wouldn't doubt that part of the story at all.
     
    JC, Sep 23, 2009
    #27
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Wife or GF out of town = bourbon and a big bag of weed
     
    Buck, Sep 23, 2009
    #28
  5. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    You're not progressing very well toward 5,000. :D
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Sep 23, 2009
    #29
  6. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

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    Bad Guy Zero, Sep 23, 2009
    #30
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I think Buck is talking about himself.
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 23, 2009
    #31
  8. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    What is that? I know it's not what I think it is.
     
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    spup1122, Sep 23, 2009
    #32
  9. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    You know what that resembles ... butterflied penis!
     
    Cadet, Sep 24, 2009
    #33
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God I'm so glad you said that. When someone said "tortured penis" it's all I could think of. Then I threw up.
     
    imjustagirl, Sep 24, 2009
    #34
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I thought it was Liza Minnelli
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 24, 2009
    #35
  12. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    It's a lamprey eel.
     
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    Bad Guy Zero, Sep 25, 2009
    #36
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