Movie News Stories

I'm watching Ace Ventura - not really, more like background noise - and he's going through microfilm with Courtney Cox about Ray Finkle.
For fun, I paused it at both stories "Replacement kicker having a great year" and "Ready for Superbowl(sic) all-star kicker boasts" and they're the same random AP story. The movie people literally wrote one graf on Finkle in both; in the first one, there is a sentence in the lede that appears again in the third column; In this story, they actually put the words Finkle, NFL and Dolphins in the story; the second one only in the first graf. Reading the story, it's an AP story on getting a baseball team in Florida.

I am a looser.


EDIT: When Ace is in the looney bin looking for Finkle evidence, he finds article titled "Search called off for missing hiker." Column one lede, originial, column two graf same as the other two stories.

 

What do you know about Ray Finkle?

 

You...you don't get out much, do you?

(takes a lot for me to say that to someone, congrats! )

 

Laces OUT DAN!!!! LACES OUT!!!!