Movie Catnip II: Films so bad, you can't not BUY

Kurt Russell chews up enough scenery in that movie to feed Africa. I know that was sort of the point, but even by that standard, he's over the top.

But yeah, that movie is a total guilty pleasure.

 

I really wanted to buy just the movie, but when it came time I couldn't pull the trigger and caved and got the MST3K version. The thought of just straight up watching that movie makes me a little nauseous.

 

Mandingo, baby.

 

I bought the Blair Witch Project on tape before I ever saw it. In retrospect, it may be my worst purchase.

Also, Reefer Madness, even though it makes me laugh my ass off at how ridiculous it was.

 

Double Impact
Point Break
Toxic Avenger

 

Undercover Brother: You mess with the 'fro, you got to go.

 

Sly Stallone in Over the Top

 

Oh, hell no! I own it and am not ashamed in the least. Fun, fun movie.

 

I'm not ashamed of owning it either, but it's not one of those movies you buy just to put on your shelf to show people how evolved you are.
Loved reading some of the quotes from that movie, loved Chappelle's "conspiracy brother" loved "smart brother" and Doogie as affirmative action brother.

 

I have stood on the sidelines of race relations long enough! I want to march down that field of oppression and kick that ball of bigotry right over the goalpost of intolerance!

I know what you mean, my friend.

 

BASEKetball. I bought a copy at the $5 bin at Wal-Mart while trying not to let my friend notice I was carrying it. When she saw it, she said, "Oh! Come! ON!" And I could only meekly reply, "But it's kinda funny..."

 

This neatly brings me to mine -- "100 Rifles"

Raquel Welch in total hottie mode getting it on with Jim Brown as they spar with the Mexican army in early 1900s Mexico.

Yes, it's as bad as it sounds... but worth it just for Raquel Welch getting drenched from a water tank toward the end. If I could find this in a bargain bin, I'm snapping it up.

haminahaminahamina.