Move over Dr. Evil, woman sues city for $900 TRILLION

So you think it's never happened? How would you feel if they took your kid without your permission? I'm sure you would want something for your hardship.

 

Adolf Hitler's parents in New Jersey agree.

 

She might as well sue for $900 trillion because she isn't going to get a fucking dime anyway.

So glad to have you back, doodah. This board had gotten a bit too rational lately.

 

Well, I can. My ex's children were taken away from her because her daddy didn't want her to move closer to her mom. He filed suit claiming she owed him back rent, delayed the case 43 days. She lost her job and couldn't afford a lawyer (they don't appoint you a lawyer if there is no chance of you going to jail). She then was forced to sign her kids over to her father to keep from being ruled unfit and be able to keep the baby she was carrying.

Pretty much, the guy (a multi-billionaire) used his money and connections in the courts (he plays golf with the circuit court judges) to have control over his daughter.

Exception to every rule, I know. But it is one case.

 

Now you're trying too hard. Subtle trolling works better.

 

I can't wait until my post count is higher than doodahs. I will feel much more secure at that point.

 

This guy supports that payment plan:

 

The art of negotiation is to aim high and lower the bar from there.

 

I always start at a gazillion.

 

Note to self: No Monopoly with dooda.

 

If you are being serious and not a sock puppet, I truly feel for you.

 

Exactly. The last time 'round, it was almost plausible that someone could be this stupid.

Today's incarnation of Skip is being a little too obvious.