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Mother Simpson

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, May 11, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Smithers, who was that corpse?"

    Patty and Selma bring the gravestone reading "Homer J. Simpsons: We are richer for having lost him"

    "Homer when I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you said no!"

    Good Doc/Scorpio, this is again your cue!
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Here Lies Walt Whitman! AAAARGH! DAMN YOU WALT WHITMAN! I HATE YOU WALT FREAKING WHITMAN! LEAVES OF GRASS MY ASS!!!
     
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "Put out an APB for a Uosdwis R Jewoh ... you should start in Greektown."

    "That's Homer J. Simpson, Chief."
     
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'LL KWANZAA YOU!!!!!
     
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're going to the cops!
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl! If people don't support this thing it might not make it!

    Look at them sideburns! HE looks like a girl! Now Johnny Unitas! There's a haircut you could set your watch to!
     
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    There goes Joe Willie Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Do I know what rhetorical means?

    You were a rotten wife and I'll never ever forgive you! Can we have sex? Please?
     
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "I was the Lindbergh baby! I miss my fly-fly Da-Da!"

    "Are you stalling, or senile?"

    "A little from Column A, a little from Column B."
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    AHAHAHAHAHHAAH I forgot Smithers tapes over Burns' war tape with Waterloo.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This is one of the few Simpsons with a poignant ending: Homer staring at the stars after saying goodbye to his mother.
     
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    "Clogs clearing, asthma disappearing ... Acne ... remains, but asthma disappearing."
     
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