Mother of the year in Georgia

I have no words for this. I am without speech.

 

Let's take a moment to think of the true victim -- the 18-year-old who thought he was giving her what she needed, only to watch her haul out the vibrator AND take on the modern-day John Holmes.

He'll never be the same.

 

Thank my buddy. I had just brushed right past it. A 3-way between mom, daughter and boyfriend (a documented 3-way, no less) seemed perfectly in line with the rest of the story. I didn't even question it at first.

 

I didn't question it either. But I was intrigued.

 

And I still wouldn't rule it out.

 

After seeing the mom, I'm willing to investigate further. Plus it sounds like she holds.

 

Still no word from Vombie.
He must be driving to Georgia.

 

Hope he's going adult diapers to expedite the trip, crazy astronaut style.

 

He's driving hard, I bet.

 

I just checked in, and as a future presidential candidate, I'd like to state that I highly approve of the messages in this thread.

I would say more, but Moddy has asked me to not talk about dicks, particularly my own. I really, really am trying to be on my best behavior, but it is really HARD.

 

See a doctor after four hours.

 

If this place had a problem with dicks, it would likely cease to exist.