Most pathetic rant ever ...

Sixto might have been plausibly white. Just sayin.

 

I saw the WNIT pairings at what, maybe 12:15 a.m.? Well, I saw that Bucknell's women were in it. And I said to my desk partner, "Think we should go back for that?"

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

I am Bubbler, hear me roar
A pussy big to ignore
And I love girl hoops way too much to pretend
The Women's NIT's no bore
I watch them jiggle up the floor
And it makes me want to douche my twat again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can suck anything
I'm a puss (puss)
I am effeminate (effeminate)
I am Bubbler

(all in good fun, Bubbler. !Arriba Sixto!)

 

I want this on a T-shirt...

 

Nice work. Way to spread your lovin' arms across the land, irish.

Now do Delta Dawn and Angie Baby.

 

Hmm, Delta Dawn...that really has potential. I bet the NCAA Tournament might provide a moment in the coming days when a bastardized version of Delta Dawn would be appropriate. We'll see how history unfolds.

Heh-heh, I said "folds."

 

An early post of the year candidate, Irish.

 

My paper ran the full NCAA men's bracket on Monday and today we didn't do the same for the women, which prompted one of our lovely newssside copy editors to sent out a email tirade about how sexist the sports staff is...

Our SE's response... We got one phone call complaining.

It's women's basketball and unless you're in Connecticut, Tennessee or very few other places... Almost nobody cares...

 

Bubs, would a fucking bikini wax haircut help?

 

The NCAA women's bracket should run...maybe not as big as the men's, but it still should in some form.

 

Except where I'm at, where the women have crept up on outdrawing the men. It mattered to our readers, so it mattered to me whether I liked it or not.

 

The replacement Becky from Roseanne? Is she back on TV?